4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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