And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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