She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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