he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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