There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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