The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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