I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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