we're blogging at a bar
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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