Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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