Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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