i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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