The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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