It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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