he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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