I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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