hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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