Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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