She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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