oh god the rape fog is back!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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