the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Randomize
