i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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