The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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