I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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