you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We were destined to go to rehab together
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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