sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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