he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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