We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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