But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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