She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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