So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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you never un-have a 4some
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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