i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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