Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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