his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
