You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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