White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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