I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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