WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you told grandpa to call you daddy
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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