she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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