it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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