She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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