Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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