Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
We smell like vodka and hangover
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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