I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Someone shattered a urinal.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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