Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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