FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Randomize
