I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
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this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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