covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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