Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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