haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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