The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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