it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i need an iv and a liver transplant
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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