can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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